unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

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yviees:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

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Dear Future Husband,

oh-my-look-at-you-now:

how to propose to me: take me DisneyLand and do it during the fireworks show

What to do for the wedding ceremony: Let’s do it at DisneyLand

What to do for the honeymoon: Take me on a Disney Cruise.

What to do for our kids: take them to DisneyWorld/DinseyLand.

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